I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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