Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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