fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
