well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
