so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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