it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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