I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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