Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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