chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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