couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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