dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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