grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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