Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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