i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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