He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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