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Wipe that smile off your face.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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