What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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