Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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