She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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