Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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