i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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