Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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