in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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