I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
