We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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