There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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