No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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