it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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