There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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