the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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