i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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