this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
