Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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