he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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