I want to have your abortion
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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