Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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