But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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