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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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