i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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