I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
