this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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