she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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