Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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