doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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