we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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