You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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