erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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