I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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