you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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