I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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